do you ever see an opinion that’s so terrible that you actually feel bad for that person’s brain
Want to hear a fairytale? Once upon a time you weren’t such a little bitch
when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank
they’re married now
You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people.
England: what are you doing
America: getting rid of u lmao
"the bride will now recite her vows."
space. the final frontier. these are the voyages of the starship enterprise. it’s ongoing mission, to explore strange new worlds. to seek out new life and new civilizations. to boldly go where no one has gone before.