I'm Sam. An arrogant, cynical, rude, sadistic, narcotic, cold-hearted, witty and intelligent bastard who couldn't give a damn about you unless it benefits me in some way, and cares more about pride than anything/anyone else. If you're an optimist...then piss off back to fantasy land.
All that I enjoy are literature, smoking, music - real, talented music - and complications (oh, and Hugh Laurie)...sounds like a blast, I know.